Sham-bala

The occult environment is turning more and more into a genuine Sham-bala. That is to say, it's turning more and more into a kingdom where the "enlightened" and "wise" make easy money off of stupids. Over the years I have addressed various dubious characters and methods, from self-proclaimed experts to gullible clients and from fossils to materialist occultists. Over the past year or so I also spoke of a certain bunch of fucktards from northern Italy who not only elbow their way to notoriety, but are spineless to react whenever they're being called out.

It just so happened that something of an even more toxic nature has been brought to my attention: certain people are doing "Rosicrucian" retreats. Now, I usually overlook these things because I'm aware they're a quick money making scheme (that can easily go bad). But in this case I'm unable to mind my own business, for reasons that will become apparent.

The term rosicrucian has become trivial, stacked together with others such as alchemy, gnosticism, enlightenment, chakras and so on, all part of the checklist of anyone willing to make quick profit in this field. Any loser out there wanting to sell him or herself knows they must employ a certain catchphrase or, if their intellect and imagination do not allow for that, make use of certain words that easily draw attention. The term rosicrucian is one of them.

Burning (your) desires

This is a simple technique to destroy any desires and passions that work against oneself. It can equally be used for dreams and wishes that are impractical or very difficult to achieve even by using magical means, but nevertheless divert attention away from more immediate issues. 

The technique itself is simple and doesn't require a ritual setup or any preparation in advance. It can thus be performed in any environment so long as you have a moment of peace and quiet. Moreover, doing it whenever such desires or wishes are felt stronger is a very good idea.

Whenever you feel up to it, bring up that desire into your mind. Visualize it as an image of what you've imagined in regards to it, then imagine pouring any feelings associated with it into the image. The image may start glowing, its intensity increasing the more feelings you pour into it.

Called it

Someone asked this question in relation to the Norway vs England World Cup quarter final match. I posted the following answer during a short break in my activities. This implies the chart analysis was not that thorough, as I only took a quick look at the conditions of the two teams and a few other matters.

When curses are required

Anyone who's been practicing the occult for long enough would have noticed how hard it is to change certain personal habits, character traits, aspects of personality, even temperament. The person experiences difficulties even though occult techniques and exercises are used. In some cases, even direct intervention from certain spiritual forces encounters hindrance and blockages.

This happens because some aspects of a person's individuality are deeply rooted into their being. It may also happen they are intertwined with some other aspects in such a convoluted manner, it becomes very difficult to set them apart, let alone change them, or risk causing more harm. Whichever the case, dealing with such aspects can become a lengthy uphill struggle even for the most diligent occultist.

Now let's imagine someone who is not an occult practitioner and who, like everyone out there, has their own traits, habits, etc. Some of them can annoy others but that is because of the others' personal likes and dislikes. However, some people happen to have certain traits that make them cause harm to others on a constant basis. I will not go into the reasons why those others would have to be subjected to such harm, since it has to do with whatever life lessons each individual has to learn, but will instead focus on individuals who bare certain "qualities" that make them cause harm repeatedly.

Black Moon transiting houses

The Astrology of the Black Moon by Laura Walker does a great job explaining the energies of this non-physical object from different perspectives. I found it lacking in certain respects and this article seeks to explain in more detail one such perspective. More exactly, I will address Black Moon (BML) transits through natal houses.

Besides aspects to natal planets and points, transits should also be observed in their relation to natal houses. Given the houses cover areas of life, it makes it easier to discern which sectors might be affected by transits, how, and to what degree. This applies to BML transits, especially since it usually goes about unnoticed, whether because some solely consider traditional astrology, or because those who dabble in modern astrology are more concerned with other forces.

To begin with, we must consider all transits as being macrocosmic influences. That is to say, they represent the totality of forces that act upon us in various ways. Their influences have acted upon people long before we were born and will continue to do so long after we pass into the beyond. This takes place irrespective of whether some pretentious dork, in his apparent infinite wisdom, doesn't think the energies of the heavens affect life down here.

Proposing a theory

I want to thank the two esteemed owners of the trendiest occult magazine for having allowed me to write articles for their establishment. This article was my last one. I was initially writing it for my blog, but then I thought more people may be interested of what it proposes. It was admitted.

The theory I'm proposing refers to spells failure in relation to a certain kind of individuals. Details supporting the theory are discussed within, alongside case study examples. Nevertheless, what I had to say will only remain a good, meh, or bad read if not subjected to further testing.

Magical farming

Anyone involved in the farming and gardening industry might be interested in methods to improve their operation through occult means. In that regard I highly recommend following The Cunning Farmer, who also started a youtube channel.

We came into contact a few years ago when he reported a successful working. Our interaction immediately revealed his extensive knowledge in regards to occult practices and occult related literature spanning into ancient times. Not only is he versed in astrology, he is also skilled in folk practices and employs old pagan elements in his work. He doesn'teven sshy away from incorporating anthroposophical elements either. 

He puts all this to use for the well-being of his farm, besides the usual daily work required. On top of that, he finds the time to perform occult research and write lengthy informative articles. For these reasons he has my deepest respect and appreciation. 

I wish him all the best in his endeavors!

Jupiter talismans for money

Financial related magical workings wouldn't be complete without Jupiter. With these five talismans for money I'm just one planet short of completing the seven classical (since in the case of Saturn it's best to wait for a few more years for decent auspicious times). Based on 777 I used amethyst crystals. They were inscribed with the astrological glyph of the planet and the divine name ABA (Aleph-Beth-Aleph), according to Agrippa. 

Prices: 

$130 + shipping / talisman

$260 + shipping / 2 talismans 

$360 + shipping / 3 talismans

$440 + shipping / 4 talismans 

$500 + shipping / 5 talismans 

Each talisman will be accompanied by a presentation and instructions of use.

Traditional Astrological Geomancy Readings

A personalised written geomancy reading from Nick Farrell, author of The Complete Book of Geomancy, using the traditional methods of astrological geomancy instead of the vague modern fortune-telling mush that has somehow survived by wearing beads.

This reading draws on the older geomantic tradition preserved in medieval, Renaissance and early modern sources. It is shaped by the work of Christopher Cattan, one of the most important Renaissance writers on geomancy, and John Heydon, who carried astrological and geomantic material into the English esoteric tradition. It also returns to the older Arabic meanings of the sixteen figures, in which many are more precise, more practical, and far less sentimental than their later popular interpretations.

Geomancy begins with a clear question. From that question, a chart is generated and the sixteen figures are placed into the astrological houses. The chart then shows how the matter stands, where the real pressure lies, what is strengthening or weakening the situation, and where the outcome is likely to move. Unlike a purely intuitive reading, traditional geomancy works through a structured symbolic grammar, which means the judgement comes from the pattern of the chart rather than from vague inspiration or whatever the reader had for breakfast.

Each reading is entirely personalised. You provide your question and the necessary background, and Nick casts the chart specifically for your situation. The answer is based on the figures, the houses, the witnesses, the judge, the repetitions in the chart, and the relationships among the figures. The aim is to give a clear traditional judgement, not a generic spiritual pep talk with incense smoke around the edges.

Geomancy is useful when a situation needs judgement rather than atmosphere. It can clarify whether a relationship is opening or closing, whether a project has real momentum, whether a conflict is likely to deepen, or whether a magical operation is being supported or resisted by the pattern of events. It is especially strong where the visible facts do not quite explain the situation, because the chart can show whether the matter is moving, blocked, weakening, concealed, supported, or likely to resolve in your favour.

You will receive a written interpretation explaining the chart and its judgement in plain English. The reading will show the central figure of the matter, the forces acting upon it, the likely direction of events, and any practical considerations suggested by the chart. Where timing, delay, loss, gain or hidden influence is shown, this will be included in the interpretation.

For best results, ask one clear question. Geomancy is at its strongest when the matter is sharply defined, because no divinatory system should be forced to untangle the entire human condition before lunch.

Delivery: written reading by email

Method: traditional astrological geomancy

Reader: Nick Farrell, author of The Complete Book of Geomancy

Archetype Deck Readings

Archetype Deck Readings with Paola Farrell offers a different kind of reading. It is not a fortune-telling deck in the usual sense, and its main purpose is not to predict external events. Instead, it identifies the deep symbolic forces active within a person, relationship, situation or life phase.

Kim Krans’ Archetypes Deck grew out of her encounter with depth psychology, myth, image, creativity, shadow work and inner transformation. In the guidebook, she explains that the deck emerged after she began studying within a Jungian approach to creativity, where archetype, dream, image, theatre, alchemy and myth became central ideas. She places the deck within a lineage shaped by C. G. Jung’s concept of archetypes as primordial images within the psyche, alongside the influence of writers and teachers such as Robert Bly, James Hillman and Michael Meade, whose work brought myth, soul, image and depth psychology into modern spiritual and creative practice.

The deck defines an archetype as the “original of its kind,” “the first image,” an “inherited emerging pattern,” and an “initial and eternal energy.” The 78 cards explore the roles, instincts, wounds, strengths and unconscious scripts that shape human behaviour. These patterns appear in dreams, stories, relationships, spiritual crises, and recurring life situations, revealing the symbolic forces behind love, fear, creativity, secrecy, conflict, healing, and transformation.

An Archetypes reading helps uncover which of these forces is active and what deeper story may be shaping the situation. It can reveal the role someone is unconsciously playing, the role another person occupies in their life, the pattern that keeps repeating, the shadow material asking for attention, the inner resource that needs to awaken, the stage of transformation currently unfolding, and the emerging symbolic lesson.

This makes the reading especially valuable for personal growth, spiritual questions, creative blocks, identity issues, recurring relationship patterns and major transitions. It is useful when a situation feels intense or strangely familiar, as if life has changed the costumes but kept the same script. The Archetype Deck looks beneath events and emotions to reveal the mythic pattern shaping the experience.

Classical Tarot Readings

Paola Farrell offers classical tarot readings for clients seeking a rich, psychological, and symbolic exploration of a situation. Tarot works through images, with each card carrying emotional, spiritual, practical and relational meaning. A spread can reveal the past influences behind a matter, the present dynamics, hidden motives, obstacles, advice and the likely direction of events.

Classical tarot is especially suited to questions involving relationships, emotional conflict, personal choices, life transitions and complex human situations. It shows not only what may be happening outwardly, but also the inner states shaping the matter: fear, attraction, defensiveness, nostalgia, confusion, readiness, avoidance or desire. Irritatingly useful, given how often people act from motives they have not bothered to introduce to themselves.

Where geomancy provides a structured chart of the situation, tarot offers a symbolic map of the experience. It is ideal when a question needs emotional intelligence, psychological depth and a layered interpretation of the forces moving beneath the surface.

Materialist occultists

In late December last year I told Mr J Jonah Jameson and his drop dead gorgeous redattrice I'm done writing articles for their smashing occult magazine because I was all out of actual meaningful relevant topics for it. I considered I had written everything I was thinking of adding on this blog, containing helpful information concerning some concepts and notions of possible interest for occultists who want to make the best of their work by considering as many details as possible.

But recent events occurring at the periphery of the occult, that actually belong in another sphere altogether, have determined me to drop another article. While for the most part it's nothing but a critical rant, it does contain practical magical details at the end.

Mercury talismans for financial gain

Five Mercury talismans for financial gain were made. I made use of opal crystals, based on 777. Each crystal was inscribed with the astrological glyph of Mercury alongside the divine name Azbugeh/Asbogah (Aleph-Zain-Beth-Vav-Gimel-Heh), as per good ol' Cornelius' as well as Uncle Al's works.

Prices: 

$130 + shipping / talisman

$260 + shipping / 2 talismans 

$360 + shipping / 3 talismans

$440 + shipping / 4 talismans 

$500 + shipping / 5 talismans 

Each talisman will be accompanied by a presentation and instructions of use.

House talismans for gaining money

This is a first for me when it comes to commercialization of house talismans. So far I've made a handful of these, but these are the first for gaining money, being by far the most demanding up till now. I have addressed this particular Picatrix working in relation to my natural dimness. I remember the first time I came across this talisman years ago and simply reading its description made me dizzy.

Here is the description alone in case you don't want to go through my astro ramblings.

"An image to increase sales and profit. Fashion images, and make fortunate the Ascendant and the tenth house and their lords, and the lord of the house of the lord of the Ascendant, and the lord of the house of the lord of the tenth. to the second house and to their master, the Moon and the lord of its house, as well as the second house and its lord, and place the lord of the second house in reception with the lord of the Ascendant by trine or sextile aspect, and place a fortune in the second house, and place the Part of Fortune in the Ascendant or tenth house, and have the lord of the Part of Fortune aspecting it with a good aspect. And when this image has thus been made, carry it with you, and hide it secretly so that no one might see it, and you shall gain money in great quantities and have good fortune in all your undertakings."

Before stepping on the occult path

People who are drawn to the occult path usually show a curious and enthusiastic nature. Beneath the surface through there is a feeling of uneasiness and uncertainty. Any eagerness to get started is counterbalanced by apprehension. The existence of both these states is more than understandable and people ought not to shy away from the latter (and anyone who laughs at them because of the latter, and there are those out there, ought to eat a bag of dicks).

More than once have I seen people who come into occult themed online groups, stating they are new and know not how to begin. They then ask for a book or someone to guide them along. This too is understandable, being more or less common sense. But whether they are pointed towards a book that tells them how to LBRP, or someone will offer them more or less solid guidance until their training wheels fall off (or not), isn't the first (proper) step in my opinion.

One can begin to prepare even before they start actual occult practice (and starting to gather tools). Depending on the curriculum they come across and end up working, they will find exercises and techniques fit for beginners, which will help them move further towards building a solid foundation. Such elements, alongside meditation and so on, complement the usual LBRP-ing and MP-ing one can find with a quick search. But any structure does not start with the foundation.

Diverse effects of prosperity spells

Over time I've seen various side effects of the good kind some spells produce. One of the fields that produced the most varied effects I've encountered so far when addressed magically, is prosperity. Such occurrences happened on more than one occasion and for more than a single person I've cast on. I usually employ Jupiter for this purpose although not always.

Besides finding money in public places quite often, even though not much at all, I've noticed a tendency to win various prizes. While this is not often, it is something I had not cast for specifically, but follows one such prosperity ritual. The most recent prize I won is a hoodie. It's not much and it will arrive when it will arrive because of. corporate protocols, but it saves me money later on when I'd be needing to buy one.

Edit: hoodie arrived today, July 15

Magus unmasked

Señor Humberto (who forbids me from calling him Shaman in public) has recently written an interesting article on Mr Farrell's occult periodical the latter runs together with his utterly gorgeous bambolina of a wife (who is the reason I hate him so much). The article itself covers personas people involved in the occult in one form or another, identify with. It does a good job transforming labels I usually employ, such as poser, wannabe, or self-proclaimed into more refined terms, as well as dissecting them in more detail. Like all articles on that site, it's a good and helpful read, especially for beginners seeking to find their way in this community (that remains in shambles).

On the other hand, there is the private, even intimate side of the occult, namely one's direct relation to and interaction with the beyond. People can relate to otherworldly entities as pompous fucks or self-righteous whatnots if they so please. Truth be told, the beyond simply does not give a crap regardless of how much an R.R. et A.C. one brags of being part of, or how many times one insists they're a powerful witch whose spells always work.

Mars talismans for protection

I made only two Mars talismans for protection. The reason for this is that I have not found other crystals in the shop suitable to be used as talisman basis. Yes, I personally go to the crystal shop and carefully study crystals before purchasing, instead of ordering online. The reason for this is I want to make sure they are of a size suitable for inscribing, they are as smooth as possible and that they have little to no internal cracks that may cause them to break when inscribed or carried about. 

Following 777, I used ruby crystals. Each crystal was inscribed with the astrological glyph of Mars alongside the divine name Adonai (Aleph-Daleth-Nun-Yod), as per good ol' Cornelius' as well as Uncle Al's works.

Prices: 

$180 + shipping / talisman

$350 + shipping / 2 talismans 

Each talisman will be accompanied by a presentation and instructions of use. The prices are higher in this case because ruby crystals are more expensive, even in their rough form.

Venus talismans for love

I have made five Venus talismans to improve one's love life. Based on 777, I used turquoise crystals. Each crystal was inscribed with the astrological glyph of the planet, alongside the divine name Aha (Aleph-Heh-Aleph). This name appears in good ol' Cornelius' work, as well as Uncle Al's, as corresponding to Venus.

Prices: 

$180 + shipping / talisman

$360 + shipping / 2 talismans 

$510 + shipping / 3 talismans

$640 + shipping / 4 talismans 

$700 + shipping / 5 talismans 

Each talisman will be accompanied by a presentation and instructions of use. The prices are higher in this case because turquoise crystals are more expensive, even in their rough form.

Gumroad starting to suck balls

Even more! 

Besides having raised their fees and added newer ones, they also set a mind-blowing $100 threshold for countries like mine. Not only is this a middle finger to lots of people out there, but their customer support is adding insult to injury through the stupid AI contradicting itself.

In my email I specifically told them they raised the threshold because they don't want to pay too many transfer fees. That's what I suspected and it turned out to be true, because despite their dumb AI stating otherwise in its initial immediate response...