Monday, January 27, 2020

Exposing a fraud (To my haters)

Yo! Dum-dums! Imma do a "David Griffin" on you and show you how trolling someone is really done!

In a nutshell:

One girl I'm helping out told me she ordered a Venus pentacle from this guy a few years ago. She paid $200. The envelope arrived sealed. No pentacle was found inside. Guy said the people at the post office must've stolen it. Then he said he would make and deliver another one. Then he said the girl would be compensated because the thing was insured or something. She never saw another pentacle or her money back or anything...

Thursday, January 16, 2020

Drop dead, deadbeat!

This post is dedicated to you, Hoggish Greedly lookalike fuck!

In one of my recent articles I mentioned one of my readers who cast against the brushfires ravaging his native Australia. Some hater fuck started mocking him because he was using spirits from the northern hemisphere. More exactly, he has used a variation of Scott's Water ritual *HERE* to which he added Gabriel, the archangel, and Taliahad, the angel of Water.

Lo and behold, rain started a couple of hours after his ritual ended! And that rain has been falling onto the areas affected by brushfires ever since! Now, not all fires have been extinguished, but a large number of them have been stopped in their tracks by the rains. You can read on that more *HERE*.

My reader should be declared a national hero!!! Not only has he brought much needed rain upon the land, but he has done it during a time when he was fighting the system for his personal needs, which are also of a humanitarian nature, to be honest.

So you can drop dead, hater!

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo & F.E.


Saturday, January 11, 2020

Because business


For some reason paypal had me upgrade my account to business, meaning fees for any transaction I perform will increase. This leaves me no choice but to increase my rates to $75 USD per ritual from the previous $50 USD.

And now that things are more formal and businessy I will invoice you for my services. So instead of asking me for my paypal address and send the money to it, you will send me your paypall address and await for my invoice. I know! This takes a bit more time... But it is what it is.

(At this rate I will become a corporation soon enough...)

Love&peace, 93s, and all that!

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Wednesday, January 8, 2020

Deadbeats


One of my few readers is from Brisbane, Australia. Right now his country is being ravaged by bush fires that have devastated the landscape and have caused the death of several people and thousands upon thousands of animals...

My reader has his own personal problems, and he can make use of magick in order to solve them easier. But instead of being selfish and focusing solely on his severe issues, he has taken time to perform a series of rituals targeting the fires. This was happening when the internet was too busy staring at some "demon face" in the smoke generated by the fires...