Terms and conditions for my magical services

If you are to contact me for ritual or other services you should acknowledge the following and act accordingly:

1. No magical working is 100% guaranteed to succeed exactly as you want it to! I don't care who tells you otherwise. There’s a myriad of reasons for this and I’m not going to get into it.

2. My usual price for rituals is $100 USD while talismans have their own prices.

I accept bank transfer to Revolut (both USD and EURO, or other currencies if needed), but keep in mind I'll do the ritual only after my account has been credited. This means it could take a few more days and in cases I tell you up front the astro window for auspicious elections concerning your intent is narrow, you'd have to hurry and make the transfer so the money will get to me before that window closes. Using Revolut banking implies I receive the money within a few minutes so it would be solely up to you. I'll provide you with my account details through the mail.

If you need more than one ritual I might offer a discount, depending on the number of rituals you want me to perform.

If you can send money only through PayPal, know I will charge an extra 10% due to fees. Also make sure the amount will be paid to me in full, meaning PayPal taxes and commissions will come out of your account. If you want invoice I'll have to charge an additional 25% due to additional fees. 

Failure to pay within 24h upon telling me you are to make the payment would signal me you are not serious, and I will cease any collaboration.

So it begins

I'm super pleased to announce that Anthony has finally dropped his book that ended up bearing the name Dive Manual: Empirical Investigations of Mysticism!

I cannot put my thoughts into words when it comes to describing this book and its phenomenal potential, so I will only resume to say that if you are to buy it, then you were meant to, because it is not for everyone. A lot of people will not understand it, and some will even criticize it, but those who are meant to use it will find it easy to uncover its hidden treasures!

Congratulations, my man, and a Blessed Birthday too! I hope you're ready to take on the role of therapist (ahem, dive instructor) and help people discover their deepest depths.

That's all I have to say about that, and you people are free to take a shot at it. There's a link to it in the panel on the right side of my blog page in case you're interested.

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo & Dante

PS: Baby boy here's a character in this magnificent piece of literature, and even though many of my lines the fiction of the author's imagination and creativity, people will still get a taste of my obnoxious personality ;)

Queen of the Stars

Super amazing astro-lady extraordinaire Janine from Mountain Magic Astrology is Queen of the Stars!!! Her astrological talismans pack an obnoxious amount of power, besides having a cool look!

The photo shows one such talisman she's made for me in the form of a crystal. She consecrated it with the forces of Jupiter at a time Jupiter was extremely fortunate in the heavens, back in Sagittarius  (it's in Capricorn now).