In the words of Lina Inverse:

VICTORY!

For the past several weeks I've taken part in a magical campaign of great importance to help a woman get rid of a parasite that was affecting her life more and more with each passing day. Said parasite came into her life and took advantage of her kindness. They began what appeared to be a pretty relationship, but things started going bad after a while. I cannot go into details because they are to remain hush-hush so I will simply say the parasite started draining her of energy and veered her off course from her life path, something she was diligently putting effort to stay on. 

Shortly into the campaign it became clear the parasite was under the influence of chthonic forces. While he was unaware of that, he made use of whatever benefits those forces allowed him to borrow from them without him knowing what he was doing exactly, and used those benefits to control the woman and tighten that control. On the surface he was posing as a very open minded spiritualist keen to help people with his alleged spiritual knowledges, but beneath he was a meager beggar clinging on to a roof over his head and control over someone of the opposite sex. 

Lowering the price

I looked over the Chiron manuscript lately and noticed there were several minor typos in there, alongside a couple of fractures in logic which can very well throw any reader off course. This is not Nick's fault but mine, since I rushed him into editing it as Mercury had already gone retrograde by the time he offered his services. I merely glimpsed over his finished version before uploading it on Amazon, so those mistake got unnoticed. Again, feel free to blame me, and I apologize to my readers!

And now since that's been taken care of, I decided to cut the price to it. I will remain as such for a while and will likely suffer another price cut at some point in the future, although I have no idea when that might be.

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Fitness magick: Ritual workings for losing weight and building muscles

It seems all that living in doors that's been happening for around an year now has taken its toll on people. Since things have started to improve (thanks to some idiot and several great people, and Meanie and his Zazzi) and people are once more out on the streets, all that indoor living is showing and few would mind showing off the lard they've acquired over the past year. 

As such, yours truly is offering you guys a simple magical solution: FITNESS MAGICK (link to the left side of the screen too), to help anyone in need burn off that fat ass and start looking more attractive by increasing muscles. It's so simple to do even my occult-challenged relatives can do it!

Get it, work it, walk outside acting and feeling kewl!

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo  

Another happy reader

One of my dear readers surprised me earlier today with these photos. I had no idea he bought Asteria, but he bought Chiron too! The horizontal transfer of knowledge is picking up speed and more people benefit from pretty info each day.

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Inside Asteria

My pesky reader from the enchanted North was ever so kind as to share a few images from inside Asteria, since my copy is taking several Apocalypses to get here...  This is because meanie-jerk Nick Farrell, Pagan Saint refused to let me peek under her skirt! (Asteria's!)

So I thought I'd share with you one of these images just so you'd see the page layout and all that. I for one think it is as it should be and I'm eagerly awaiting for my copy to arrive just so I'd thoroughly comb it for errors and curse Nick once I spot them d:<

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Speedy justice has been served BIG TIME!

Last year I got fined for the equivalent of around $250 on Palm Sunday. The whole thing happened because I dared to have a drink and a smoke in a deserted public park despite that being banned because of the whole virus crap. Yea, yea, I'm sure people will say I deserved it because I broke the rules, but the hell with their rules! I paid the fine nonetheless, otherwise it would've doubled after 24h.

However... How dare you fine The Hand of Karma??? God's hitman!!! So I sued them and then I woowoo-ed them! I didn't even have to go to the lousy court, I merely sent them the necessary details online, because of the whole virus crap. Within a month the Constitutional Court here declared those kinds of fines being unconstitutional. Ha! After dragging their asses for several months, because of the whole virus crap, the court had no choice but to favor me. Ha! 

Asteria in the enchanted North

Yesterday a dear person has shared the above photo of Asteria. Current Mercury retro has worked in her favor, as the package got to her much sooner than expected. This is even more surprising, since the pesky reader lives where no man dares to venture, beyond the land of the fearsome frost giants and the ice-wolfs, so the poor delivery guy must've teleported to her location after having found a magical portal on his path, otherwise I'm sure he would've never made it to the destination and no one would've heard from him ever since. I hope for his sake the magical portal was there for his return, but who cares...

The important thing is that the pesky reader in question has gotten her eville hands on Asteria and can now make use of it to the extreme, as she's planning to perform some pretty rituals on certain people of influence. May you crush them good!

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

PS: the feather is poking Nick :)))))