Asteria on Lulu!

 

Since we received reports not everyone can purchase Asteria from Amazon, we have also made it available on Lulu. People now have two options for buying it and others might be available further on. Therefore, you can now look up the book in either one of the following sources that are also shown to the left of the blog:

Asteria on Amazon

Asteria on Lulu

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

May it serve you well!

I got an email from Witchy Witch this morning saying "A little something arrived in the mail for me today :) Congratulations!" and the above photo. I want to thank her for the unexpected surprise by saying she's doing some amazing tarot readings and you can book one by accessing her page Six Star Tarot, which you can also find in as a stand-alone link to the right of the blog.

May it serve you well!

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Asteria unavailable?!

Andres and I are aware by now Asteria is not available for purchase to people in certain countries. This has to do with Amazon policies regarding those respective countries, things having to do with local tax regulations and so on which are beyond our power to fix. I for one cannot order Asteria from any Amazon domain in Europe, not even from the UK which has ceased to be part of the EU, but I can order from Amazon.com, Amazon.ca, Amazon.jp for instance. Therefore, anyone interested in purchasing Asteria can try another Amazon domain.

We are currently working on establishing additional ways in which those who are interested can purchase the book, different from Amazon, so that more people will be able to have access to it. We will announce them as soon as they are available.

Thank you for your understanding.

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Spuch: A pretty review!

Nick Farrell, Pagan Saint was kind enough to do a review for Asteria on his blog. He also gave it a 4* rating on Amazon, yet he did not say why he gave it that rating and not any other. Because he's a meanie!!! He's also a meanie for not sending me pretty pictures of her!!! (Asteria, doh!)

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

A meanie, you say?!

"John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

² Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:

³ And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world." - KJV (which I prefer due to prettier phrasing)

I was too busy with Asteria to post about this topic which I consider to be of extreme importance for any occultist. Some time ago I was contacted by someone and over discussing certain subjects they told me St. Cyprian was in fact some sort of undercover demon, who may or may not have done some eville things to some of the people who were working with it. They said several people discovered this as being an actual fact and the word spread over the occult network. I for one have no idea whether this is true or not as I had not once worked with the ever so loved and highly regarded saint. But the fact it turned out he's a meanie?! I would expect that from Nick Farrell, Pagan Saint who is very so often a meanie. With a vengeance even! But not from the much appreciated entity many occultists had a boner for! 

Question from a potential customer

A few days ago I received an email from someone asking me about my *spirit conjuring class*. I answered back asking them if they know how to conjure spirits, to which they said they did. I then replied they would not need this class in that case. The person was amazed by the answer, but thanked me for being honest. 

While I do want my class to sell, I am not going to shove it down people's throats. If someone already knows how to conjure spirits they, it is my opinion they do not need to spend $99 for learning how to do that. You see, I made this class newbie friendly, as the way I see it practically anyone with no occult background can start conjuring spirits using it. I did this because I came across occult information online many many moons ago when I was in dire need of any kind of help, but I was too dumb at the time to understand it, let alone apply it in practice. So I wrote this class as something me from many many moons ago would've been able to use to solve his problems. Hence no need for someone who already knows how to conjure spirits to take it. That is all.

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Errors spotted

 

Upon closer inspection of Asteria's free preview on Amazon we noticed an error in the first paragraph that is visible in full in the above photo. The text should've said:

"We try to offer an in-depth and detailed explanation so the reader has
a greater benefit from the information that is being presented. Besides
general interpretations based on astrological writings, we present our
own perspectives based on conclusions we have drawn from extensive
studies and experimental practical workings we have undertaken over
a considerable time. In this way, we hope that even those with little
or no astrological knowledge will find it easier for them to understand
the information presented within the pages of this book."

We apologize for overlooking it during the final checks we did. In fact, I assume entire responsibility for it, as neither Andres nor Nick have any blame in it. The fact is the site we used for constructing the entire manuscript glitched under the weight of the data we added to it right when Nick was editing that exact paragraph and it seems as though it failed to save Nick's adjustments in real time as usual. My job was to go over Nick's editing just in case such events occur, but it seems I was distracted at the time. Therefore, feel free to curse me if you're being bothered by that error. It is possible such minor errors exists here and there and I take full responsibility for them too.

The error was corrected and any more errors will be corrected accordingly. 

Edit: there is also the weird word spuch towards the end of page 1. According to Nick "Spuch is moon dust which comes out of the fanny of the Moon Goddess in Ancient Spanish tradition". That has been corrected as well, albeit without the use of a footnote containing Nick's definition.

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo