Know your spirits

When it comes to the magical community at large, I often come across people who ask for help with certain things, be them of a material or spiritual nature. Other people usually provide the former with answers, but I have noticed those answers are pretty general and they cover but a narrow area of spiritual realms, so to speak. For example, if someone were to ask for help with money spells, they usually receive answers pointing them towards working with Jupiter (and one or two spirits of the Goetia). When they ask for love and/or sex, people be telling them to appeal to Venus (and, again, several spirits from the Goetia).

Terms and conditions for my magical services

Due to an extremely busy schedule, both magical and mundane, I've been postponing making these terms public. I've now found an opening, so here we go:

Terms and conditions for ritual services

If you are to contact me for ritual services you should acknowledge the following and act accordingly:

So it begins

I'm super pleased to announce that Anthony has finally dropped his book that ended up bearing the name Dive Manual: Empirical Investigations of Mysticism!

I cannot put my thoughts into words when it comes to describing this book and its phenomenal potential, so I will only resume to say that if you are to buy it, then you were meant to, because it is not for everyone. A lot of people will not understand it, and some will even criticize it, but those who are meant to use it will find it easy to uncover its hidden treasures!

Congratulations, my man, and a Blessed Birthday too! I hope you're ready to take on the role of therapist (ahem, dive instructor) and help people discover their deepest depths.

That's all I have to say about that, and you people are free to take a shot at it. There's a link to it in the panel on the right side of my blog page in case you're interested.

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo & Dante

PS: Baby boy here's a character in this magnificent piece of literature, and even though many of my lines the fiction of the author's imagination and creativity, people will still get a taste of my obnoxious personality ;)

Queen of the Stars

Super amazing astro-lady extraordinaire Janine from Mountain Magic Astrology is Queen of the Stars!!! Her astrological talismans pack an obnoxious amount of power, besides having a cool look!

The photo shows one such talisman she's made for me in the form of a crystal. She consecrated it with the forces of Jupiter at a time Jupiter was extremely fortunate in the heavens, back in Sagittarius  (it's in Capricorn now).

Exposing a fraud (To my haters)

Yo! Dum-dums! Imma do a "David Griffin" on you and show you how trolling someone is really done!

In a nutshell:

One girl I'm helping out told me she ordered a Venus pentacle from this guy a few years ago. She paid $200. The envelope arrived sealed. No pentacle was found inside. Guy said the people at the post office must've stolen it. Then he said he would make and deliver another one. Then he said the girl would be compensated because the thing was insured or something. She never saw another pentacle or her money back or anything...

Drop dead, deadbeat!

This post is dedicated to you, Hoggish Greedly lookalike fuck!

In one of my recent articles I mentioned one of my readers who cast against the brushfires ravaging his native Australia. Some hater fuck started mocking him because he was using spirits from the northern hemisphere. More exactly, he has used a variation of Scott's Water ritual *HERE* to which he added Gabriel, the archangel, and Taliahad, the angel of Water.

Lo and behold, rain started a couple of hours after his ritual ended! And that rain has been falling onto the areas affected by brushfires ever since! Now, not all fires have been extinguished, but a large number of them have been stopped in their tracks by the rains. You can read on that more *HERE*.

My reader should be declared a national hero!!! Not only has he brought much needed rain upon the land, but he has done it during a time when he was fighting the system for his personal needs, which are also of a humanitarian nature, to be honest.

So you can drop dead, hater!

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo & F.E.

Because business

For some reason paypal had me upgrade my account to business, meaning fees for any transaction I perform will increase. This leaves me no choice but to increase my rates to $75 USD per ritual from the previous $50 USD.

And now that things are more formal and businessy I will invoice you for my services. So instead of asking me for my paypal address and send the money to it, you will send me your paypall address and await for my invoice. I know! This takes a bit more time... But it is what it is.

(At this rate I will become a corporation soon enough...)

Love&peace, 93s, and all that!

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo