Wednesday, December 17, 2025

Test your astrologer

I guess this would be continuing my article on testing your occultist.

I've addressed dumbass wannabe occultists who sell magical trinkets made during awful astro times more than once. This article covers another breed of occultist, the ignorant. In this case, the people in question not only brag about being astro magicianists who sell talismans based on the Picatrix, Hermes or Agrippa, but also teach astro classes at ginormous prices. 

I mean, you'd get both my general talisman class and fixed stars and constellations talisman class together for less than $100, but you'd have to spend a great deal more to take those people's class. What would you get? I have no idea. I can only speak of what I've come across while looking through the products they so loftily present on their site in late 2025.

Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Mercury retro article

My latest article on the now well known magical training blog Mr Nixter uses to share hidden Golden Dawn knowledge to us mortals, alike to the mythical Prometheus, addresses what I suspect to be an attempt by some at becoming remembered by posterity for having come up with a Mercury retro theory in practical occult matters.

As before, this article too benefited from the ever so delicate and ingenious touch of una ragazza molto speciale, that one lady angelic hoast shining brighter than ten of Constantine's visions at the Milvian Brigde combined, in the editing department. XOXO!



Thursday, December 4, 2025

Finish them!

I want to turn your attention to THIS ARTICLE, the greatest ever, to read how una ragazza molto speciale masterfully dismantles what can simply be described as a grotesque farce of cosmic proportions contrived with the sole purpose of easing people of their money.

Laughable as they are, despite their self delusions of being some kind of tough cookie, they have yet to respond. No press release, no insinuation, nothing. Not even threats of physical violence they've used before.

Har! I'm rooting for her to crush them as soon and as painful as possible.




Wednesday, December 3, 2025

I've had it!

This was the last time I applied for monetizing this blog. As before, I received an automatic response I do not qualify for ads. I need to make certain adjustments to fall in line with their community standards and rules and regulations that are too long for me to read and in the end provide no concrete answers. I suspect my foul language in some articles may be to blame. Well, too bad, I'm not bending to your rules so fuck off! 

Over time I kept seeing both blog and vlog owners asking for donations even though they were monetized. In some cases this happened right at the beginning of their articles or videos, in others they keep repeating it throughout.

I'm not the type to beg for donations. I don't show any link to an account on donation related sites because I have no such account. It's not my goal to make a living from monetizing my blog. I will post people's ads for $10 a piece if and when asked, but otherwise I don't care about it especially since I hate the whole monetizing process. If anyone wants to donate anything to me they can do so by purchasing something found to the left of the page. This way they will get to benefit from that donation as well.

Thursday, November 27, 2025

Pagan lunar mansion

My latest appearance on Mr Farrell's occult training blog is a collaboration with the good ol' pagan for a genuine lunar mansion talisman consecrated pagan style. I wrote the first half, which includes details about the mansion, the election itself, alongside additional info. Mr Sol Invictus added his muchly pagan style ritual.

This election is one time only so adjust your schedule in advance if you're interested in capitalizing on it. The election is unfortunately unavailable for those living in most of the western hemisphere.

Link to the article is to the left of the page, as usual.



Monday, November 24, 2025

Attenzione sfigati!

To the losers who implied my articles are AI, specifically Chat GPT, here's an actual AI article. It's not even Chat GPT so go figure:

"Barnaby Button, a man whose physique defied gravity and whose scalp reflected the heavens, was not your typical occultist. He favored sweatpants over ceremonial robes, and his magical incantations often involved the strategic deployment of a well-placed burp. His mustache, a glorious walrus-like creation, twitched with every whispered spell and every accidental spill of his morning coffee.

​One Tuesday, Barnaby decided he was tired of mundane magic. No more summoning lost keys or mildly improving his Wi-Fi signal. Today, he would summon... a sentient cheese grater. 'Imagine the possibilities!' he’d declared to his startled tabby cat, Mittens, who had seen enough to know better than to question Barnaby’s logic.

Thursday, November 20, 2025

Book review: The Little Key

In my initial article about Guardian Angel I mentioned one's magical abilities leveling up after they encounter their own spirit. This usually takes place gradually rather than overnight, but soon enough the person will notice their magical skills have increased considerably. Not only will they make use of their system of choice with ease, but will also be able to come up with a new well structured system (even if it may be frowned upon by various purists and whatnots). 

One such person is Rob Rider Hill, a man who encountered his angel via an ordeal dating back to medieval times, but is likely older. At some point after successfully completing the ordeal, Mr Hill came up with an innovative, simple yet effective system for working with sublunar spirits, aka demons. I imagine he's played with various systems and found ways of making up new ones.