Attenzione sfigati!

To the losers who implied my articles are AI, specifically Chat GPT, here's an actual AI article. It's not even Chat GPT so go figure:

"Barnaby Button, a man whose physique defied gravity and whose scalp reflected the heavens, was not your typical occultist. He favored sweatpants over ceremonial robes, and his magical incantations often involved the strategic deployment of a well-placed burp. His mustache, a glorious walrus-like creation, twitched with every whispered spell and every accidental spill of his morning coffee.

​One Tuesday, Barnaby decided he was tired of mundane magic. No more summoning lost keys or mildly improving his Wi-Fi signal. Today, he would summon... a sentient cheese grater. 'Imagine the possibilities!' he’d declared to his startled tabby cat, Mittens, who had seen enough to know better than to question Barnaby’s logic.

Book review: The Little Key

In my initial article about Guardian Angel I mentioned one's magical abilities leveling up after they encounter their own spirit. This usually takes place gradually rather than overnight, but soon enough the person will notice their magical skills have increased considerably. Not only will they make use of their system of choice with ease, but will also be able to come up with a new well structured system (even if it may be frowned upon by various purists and whatnots). 

One such person is Rob Rider Hill, a man who encountered his angel via an ordeal dating back to medieval times, but is likely older. At some point after successfully completing the ordeal, Mr Hill came up with an innovative, simple yet effective system for working with sublunar spirits, aka demons. I imagine he's played with various systems and found ways of making up new ones.

Another astrology article

Mr Farrell's occult training blog contains another article written by yours truly. It deals with signs and houses, making a comparison between the two and pointing out similarities, but most of all, differences. It's something I've been guilty of for a while after I began studying astrology. You will also find it to the left of the page.

On another, somewhat related note, some sissy group from northern Italy calling themselves Fart Smelling Society or some other fucked up name have accused Mr Nixter of using AI to generate so many articles in such a short time. This implies my own articles are AI. 

Atttenzione sfigati! I know you're bunch of lame ass cosplaying fucktards fooled into believing you're being part of one big happy family who spend your money on feeding the fake news hog in charge of that whole charade. Paying 1500 euros for a wack tarot class speaks for itself when you can learn a great deal more for free from the lamest youtube vids on the topic. 

Road opening effects

One of my relatives went on a short trip through a couple of European countries last month. As usual in such cases, I had cast a road opening ritual on him to allow him to arrive at his desired destination and safely back home again. These rituals have usually worked smoothly with nothing worth noting, but this time something is worth mentioning.

The last stage of the trip had the man spend a couple of days in Brussels. The night before departing a horrible storm swept in from the north Atlantic, delaying or canceling more than a few flights. The air company had the man go to a hotel alongside the rest of the passengers until such time weather conditions allowed their flight to resume.