A meanie, you say?!

"John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

² Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:

³ And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world." - KJV (which I prefer due to prettier phrasing)

I was too busy with Asteria to post about this topic which I consider to be of extreme importance for any occultist. Some time ago I was contacted by someone and over discussing certain subjects they told me St. Cyprian was in fact some sort of undercover demon, who may or may not have done some eville things to some of the people who were working with it. They said several people discovered this as being an actual fact and the word spread over the occult network. I for one have no idea whether this is true or not as I had not once worked with the ever so loved and highly regarded saint. But the fact it turned out he's a meanie?! I would expect that from Nick Farrell, Pagan Saint who is very so often a meanie. With a vengeance even! But not from the much appreciated entity many occultists had a boner for! 

Question from a potential customer

A few days ago I received an email from someone asking me about my *spirit conjuring class*. I answered back asking them if they know how to conjure spirits, to which they said they did. I then replied they would not need this class in that case. The person was amazed by the answer, but thanked me for being honest. 

While I do want my class to sell, I am not going to shove it down people's throats. If someone already knows how to conjure spirits they, it is my opinion they do not need to spend $99 for learning how to do that. You see, I made this class newbie friendly, as the way I see it practically anyone with no occult background can start conjuring spirits using it. I did this because I came across occult information online many many moons ago when I was in dire need of any kind of help, but I was too dumb at the time to understand it, let alone apply it in practice. So I wrote this class as something me from many many moons ago would've been able to use to solve his problems. Hence no need for someone who already knows how to conjure spirits to take it. That is all.

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Errors spotted

 

Upon closer inspection of Asteria's free preview on Amazon we noticed an error in the first paragraph that is visible in full in the above photo. The text should've said:

"We try to offer an in-depth and detailed explanation so the reader has
a greater benefit from the information that is being presented. Besides
general interpretations based on astrological writings, we present our
own perspectives based on conclusions we have drawn from extensive
studies and experimental practical workings we have undertaken over
a considerable time. In this way, we hope that even those with little
or no astrological knowledge will find it easier for them to understand
the information presented within the pages of this book."

We apologize for overlooking it during the final checks we did. In fact, I assume entire responsibility for it, as neither Andres nor Nick have any blame in it. The fact is the site we used for constructing the entire manuscript glitched under the weight of the data we added to it right when Nick was editing that exact paragraph and it seems as though it failed to save Nick's adjustments in real time as usual. My job was to go over Nick's editing just in case such events occur, but it seems I was distracted at the time. Therefore, feel free to curse me if you're being bothered by that error. It is possible such minor errors exists here and there and I take full responsibility for them too.

The error was corrected and any more errors will be corrected accordingly. 

Edit: there is also the weird word spuch towards the end of page 1. According to Nick "Spuch is moon dust which comes out of the fanny of the Moon Goddess in Ancient Spanish tradition". That has been corrected as well, albeit without the use of a footnote containing Nick's definition.

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

First review!

Asteria got her first review and thanks her reader! And he also shared the photo of his lovely copy. Thank you!!!

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Numero Uno, baby!!!

Our hot af Asteria has made it to #1 New Release in one of its categories!!! Already!!! I'm sure this rating is not permanent, but seeing this makes me hornier than a bull during mating season!

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Win-win!!!

Asteria barely got published and I received this message from one of my dear readers! Couldn't have asked for a better start this week! May it serve you well and may you make more pretty talismans at auspicious times with its help!!! 

He made *this talisman* yesterday!!! Such talismans are discussed in Asteria too ;)

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Attention occult customers!!!

The occult world does not lack demand of occult services for a wide variety of purposes. Whether someone wants to get rich and famous, date their one and only or simply bust a nut, unleash hell for their enemies, heal, you name it, many people out there are constantly seeking the services of various occult practitioners worldwide. This would be a good thing for the occult community, as a means to come out of the biased views many have towards this area, if it weren't for the fact many take advantage of their customers by demanding great amounts of money and offering pisspoor services.

More than once have I come across someone who told me they paid such and such occultist significant amounts of money without something as simple as an extra dollar in their pocket on payday manifesting. The occultist then demanded more money for various reasons, until such time the person lost their will to live and dropped their services.

Therefore, for some time now I have taken it upon myself to try to veer customers towards starting magical practice themselves and casting spells as they see fit, for whatever personal need arises. Many times I have received negative answers, with people demanding *I* cast for them, and even though in more than one case I explained to them it would be better off for them to do it, they simply refused to follow my recommendation. Not that I'm some distinguished authority figure in this field, but I've done more than a fair share of magical operations since I started doing it, sometimes even 4-5 times in the same day because the situation called for it. At most I've done almost 40 rituals in some 16 days or something like that - I'm still alive, ha!