Drought

Yesterday this wonderful man who's efforts put out the brushfires a couple of years ago said to me someone told him there's drought in my neck of the woods. Being the wonderful man he is, he offered his help in the form of performing the ritual working for rain on my lands. I thanked him for being such a wonderful man, but I told him some idiot's already addressed the issue loosely. 

And truth be told I woke up to rain this morning. I also told him he could lend a hand to Her Cutsiefulness and deal with the heat there if he wants, since Her Cutsiefulness is super busy getting her licenses to fuck with people's auras (which she does expertly).

Evolution!

(Ooooo, new agey article!) 

If you're an occultist then I guess it's safe to say you've come to realize we're spiritual beings experiencing existence in the flesh, as Birch puts it, or at least you will come to realize this at some point. But besides the physical path we are given to explore, with all its many surprises, ups and downs, twists and turns and so on, we've also been given a spiritual path we can choose to either allow ourselves to follow or ignore altogether. Horizontal and vertical, the two directions that make up our existence.

Now, I could start being all erudite about it and start quoting from Pat Zalewski's Golden Dawn book, but I won't do that because I'm not some self-important hypocrite that's posing as an authority figure. Instead, I will point out the fact I'm not the only one that's realized certain things with respect to cosmic laws and cycles. Moreover, the person I'll be referring to is far from being some all-powerful magicianist who's got many many followers, but a practitioner like myself who's constantly putting his increasing knowledge and skills to work for improving his life both horizontally and vertically.

Arabic Lots calculator

Señor Shaman has done a wonderful job presenting the mathematical formulas for the Arabic Lots in Asteria. I for one suck at math so you can easily deduce any mathematical details presented within that book is all on him.

And since I suck at math, I wasn't able to manually calculate my natal Arabic Lots. Therefore, I had to resort to an astro site for that and merely applied the formulas within the book. THIS SITE allows you to do that by changing between the formula components based on the individual formula for the Lots. You only need to know your exact time of birth. Naturally, you can use it on charts generated for basically any time.

Fixed stars practical astrology and magick

Fixed stars practical astrology and magick is the newest product I'm offering to all those interested. 

In the wake of the great feedback I've received from my customers in regards to the interest for such a class, I went ahead and came up with it. The term "class" is used loosely here since there are no actual lessons structured on a specific schedule. Instead, think of it as a tightly packed field manual that will allow you to perform magical operations with the fixed stars and constellations. 

Now, I've already written the article "Twinkle Twinkle: Make your stars shine" in Asteria 2 in which I've discussed the subject at length and we also wrote additional information about the fixed stars in Asteria. But none of that is necessary for anyone who makes use of the information presented within this course, in my opinion. I'm saying this because it contains everything worth knowing about the stars to work with them, alongside the astrological details that will help people comprehend the election time calculation process and make use of it, while the additional information from these books offers theoretical support and a greater understanding of the rationale I've used inside this class thing.

Sun working for success

Since Leo season is almost upon us I thought that nothing's more appropriate for such a time than a Sun working for success. You can access it using the link I've tagged. 

Besides being a working for success, this operation can also be performed for other purposes and they are mentioned towards the end of the script. 

 

Email gone stupid

For more than a few months now I've been checking my email exclusively from my phone because that's what phones are able to do for many years. But for some reason gmail seems to have gone stupid on me over the past week. While I was able to check the email, no new email appeared in the inbox, but today I opened it from a computer for the first time in ages and found myself being flooded by dozens of new ones.

I have no idea wtf happened and why gmail won't update my inbox when I'm using the phone so I might have to get in touch with them and so on...

Anyway, if you're a customer who've emailed me over the past week and I haven't gotten back to your until today then I apologize for that even if it's not my fault. I'll do my best to prevent this from happening in the future.

Hear ye, hear ye!

To all ye self-important whatnots who said you don't think the energies of the planets affect life on Earth:

That is from a free access copy of Liber Astronomiae. And here's my addition to the above:

Whenever you come across any alleged occult expert who's advertising his books and classes that deal with working with celestial spirits (even if they don't actually teach people how to conjure spirits, but instead talk about offerings and shit), but most importantly they're always trying to come across as authority figures in the field yet they're saying they don't believe the energies of the planets (heavens, in general) affect life on Earth, please bitch slap them with the link to this article. Thank you. That is all.

More frauds

I should be making a special label for this kind if article, but these people don't deserve to have one. Instead, I will be veering the article towards the goal behind this blog. But for starters let's see what it's all about.

Someone I know has been experiencing certain health issues for a while. He underwent several medical exams and yet the doctors couldn't find anything that would explain his symptoms. They gave him certain medicine to fight off the effects of the symptoms and that helps to a degree. However, the person is still feeling less well than he used to before his symptoms started to manifest.

Spica election

Next Thursday is a good time to make a Spica talisman. Spica is currently located at 24*08' Libra and is said to be good for acquiring riches and overcoming scarcity, contentions and mischief. 

I've discussed the subject of the fixed starts in detail in "Twinkle twinkle: Make your stars shine" in Asteria 2 and you can find more details on astrological requirements for such operations in there. As for the magical requirements, you can simply cast your circle at the appropriate time, make the image (draw or inscribe it on paper or metal or stone), ask Spica to consecrate it for your goal while passing it through incense smoke, then place it inside a satchel alongside appropriate herbs. Then you'd wear the satchel on you as much as possible. But then again you can simply carry the talisman on you and offer the herbs to Spica during the ritual.

Going supercelestial (ooooooooo)

Because us stupids can do magix too I went ahead and did a ritual with Sandalphon, one of those "supercelestial archangel beings" bitch groupies usually fap in awe to whenever they're being brought up in discussion. I used the same methods I shared in the tagged article. Nothing fancy, nothing out of this worldly. 

And as I expected, he came down from his beyond the firmament, supercelestial home to my call. Plain and simple. No ghostly apparitions, no smoke and mirrors, no "expert magicianist" bs. 

That is all.