Bummer

I recently got contacted by a person with whom I've collaborated in the past. I had to end the collaboration because the desired result of the person was getting more and more out of reach, so I had to admit failure. I was very confident things were going to succeed the way the person wanted until near the end when I began sensing there's something that alludes me that's preventing total success - there were some minor successes along the way, but what's the use of winning a few battles if you lose the war? I could not pinpoint the unknown factor in its entirety, so that's that.

This person contacted me for something else and besides doing whatever it is they asked of me, I also suggested they'd use a pentacle from the Key of Solomon they had acquired some time back from someone who is providing such magical services. The person told me they will not use the pentacle and the reasons why, to which I asked when it was made and consecrated.

The Great Conjunction - what about it?

I logged into fb a few days ago despite knowing very well it'll give me allergies. I only did so because I was at a small gathering and one of the gathering-ers insited they show me something, for which I had to log into fb... Sigh...

As soon as I logged in I almost drowned in the biblical-like flood of threads relating to the Jupiter-Saturn conjunction in Aquarius - the faster moving planet is always mentioned first, as it is the one applying to and separating from the aspect - on my wall. Amongst these threads there was one by a cute girl in an occult group which boasts on academic research into ye olde magical practices people nowadays know by a name alluding to the biblical king of the Israelites - no relation between the former and the latter.

Anyway, the cute girl in question asked if there's particular rituals that can be done based on the much talked about conjunction. Almost everyone there mentioned works of destruction. While I see no particular issue in this answer, the fact that it came from people who are considered to be the creme de la creme of the occult world, people who, on top of that, allegedly possess vast amounts of occult related knowledge, I find it hilarious. I also find it sad and pathetic at the same time. The reasons for which I find it as such are not important. What is important is the fact that a user (a cute girl, in this particular case) asked a very good question, to which she deserved much better answers than what a novice chaote could provide, especially from the likes of high level wizards.

Alas, tis true. Har!

 

One of my dearest readers has contacted me out of the blue last night telling me the above. I... remained speechless for some time after reading it, before I emailed him back thanking him. I also told him that people hate me, implying the reason why my book doesn't get attention. I mean, I don't expect people to like me and I don't care either way, but how can I not be hated when I write stuff like *this*? ;D

This goes to show my stuff is not just pretty words arranged in interesting ways. You hear that, Mr. Meanie person? You know who you are! (He's a Dear, but a meanie nonetheless!)

That, and I'm perfectly aware of the fact my stuff is meant for those who are meant to have it. The rest of them can keep on hating me and I will keep on not caring at all while feeding off of that hate. So,

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

2021 retrogrades

Courtesy of the bored genius, Andres.

Use them wisely.

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Abducted by TikTok

 

Yours truly made it to TikTok. Here's the promo to the article on eclipses we wrote. Well, Andres and Mario did most of the work, so I'm kinda embarrassed to take any credit for it. Nevertheless, I hope Spanish speaking people everywhere will enjoy it. By the way, the level of enthusiasm and professionalism these guys are showing is far beyond my bull-in-a-china-shop way of doing things.

Thank you, Andres! Thank you, Mario!

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Article on eclipses

I've recently been invited by Andres (see the links to his fb page and blog de la magia to the right of the page) to co-author an article that covers the topic of eclipses. It does so from a mythological and magical, but also from an astrological and astronomical perspective.  

The article is written en Español and you can access it *here*. You can also access it to the left of the page, in the section covering my online articles. Talk about horizontal transfer of knowledge ;)

Enjoy!

Thank you, Andres! Thank you, Mario!

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Spirits of the fixed stars

Ever since I became aware of the fixed stars and their magical uses I searched for their spirits, not knowing at that time there are no spirits attributed to them in old sources. They're not in any new source, for that matter. I soon learned that, when working with the fixed stars, the operant simply invokes the star of choice and asks for its energies to consecrate a talisman for purposes covered by the power of said star. The invocation can be something as simple as the Orphic hymn to the stars, yet it has to be performed at specific auspicious times for the effects of the operation to be successful - i.e. for the talisman to produce the desired effects.

But what about the spirits? From a Qabalistic perspective, the fixed stars are attributed to Chockmah. This sephira is ruled by archangel Raziel and people usually know that the zodiac is attributed to it. The sings of the zodiac all have spirit attributions, as per old sources. The Golden Dawn have compiled these attributions along with others relating to the signs, yet people nowadays can come across them easier thanks to Uncle Al who published them in Liber 777, most likely having received them from Mathers. Even so, no mention of spirits of fixed stars. I mean, there have to be spirits who govern the consciousness of each of individual star, right? Otherwise, the poor Auphanim would mostly do nothing... I imagine they'd be so bored...

The fixed stars can be either part of the zodiac signs, yet most of them are extra-zodiacal. Probably the best known fixed stars are the 15 Behenian Stars the ancients considered as being special for some reason (I'm not an erudite, so don't ask me why because idk!). But these stars do not have spirit attributions either! This kinda pisses me off because I'm used to working with spirits one-on-one and commanding them, not just to "praying for a miracle". The idea of getting in touch with actual spirits of these stars stuck to me, but unfortunately I had little time to do anything about it, being super busy... "facilitating people's access to God". 

Mars growing stronger

 

Mars is in direct motion right now and in domicile, so it is strong. Yet it is moving slower than its usual transit speed, so it is not as strong as usual when transiting its domicile. Mars will continue to move slower than usual up until it exists Aries, reaching normal speed with only a few minutes of arc remaining before it slips into Taurus where it is weak. 

However, Mars' current condition is about to improve even more, since in a few days it will enter its terms in Aries, starting at 20*00'00'' Aries. Between then and when it reaches 25*59'59'' Aries it will be very strong! Not super strong, but strong nonetheless. So look up the chart and see the exact dates and times Mars will happen to be in those degrees, based on your location. 

Thoughts on lottery magick

 

I came across a comment in Scott's blog a few days ago, someone asking him about spells for winning the lottery: here. I thought of throwing my two cents in, since it's something I've experimented with, yet in a more passive way, as I will detail further on. The querent asked Scott what is the best magical power from those listed in Liber 777 for winning the lottery. Scott provided the following answer, which I took as my cue to step in :P

"Experimentally I found that Jupiter seemed to work the best for me compared to Sun and also Mercury. Another magician online posted about the same thing and he claimed to have better luck with Mercury. Here's the rationale for each of those planets.

Sun: Power of Acquiring Wealth. Lottery winnings are wealth.
Jupiter: Political and Other Ascendancy. In our modern society, "ascendancy" is strongly tied to wealth. Rich people have the highest status, and lottery winnings make you rich.
Mercury: Less obvious from the 777 powers, but traditionally Mercury rules games of chance. The lottery is a game of chance.

The differences in my results and the other magician's results might have something to do with our respective astrological charts, but it's not obvious what the difference would be. I have Mercury in rulership and Jupiter in detriment in mine, so if the relationship was straightforward planetary dignity I would expect Mercury to work better for me. But that isn't how my results turned out."

Yours truly: brief description

"The Third decan is ruled by the Daemon SIKET and is depicted as a woman with a drum on her head and a sceptre in her right hand, with a flask in her left. She is covered in wrappings down to her ankles. She rules over the ear, uvula, and teeth. The tarot card is the Four of Wands. It is the Lord of Perfected Work and insensitivity. Its stone is a bostrychite and its plant is plantain. SIKET makes Aries more (MUCH MORE) childlike and fun-loving. It makes them a bit (A LOT) self-centred. They (REALLY) hate vagueness and prefer people to be direct and blunt with them. They crave novelty and thrive on competition. In relationships they (DON'T CARE) need to take the lead, but also crave dynamism in a partner."

This (the words in bold letters) is what I've turned myself into using the methods I present in my book, The Magic of Astrorelationships. The aforementioned quote is from Nick Farrell's Helios Unbound. (Needless to say - Nick!) The psychological data surrounding the decans that Nick presents in his book has helped me a great deal.

 

Hate on, dum-dums!

 

The Great Gazoo

 

PS: this is not a brown-nosing post. God knows, I had to sacrifice many neurons before I got my hands on that data (because Nick is a meanie!). The point is, Nick's book is spot on if you want to work on yourself from that perspective and then some.

 

Anonymous rating

Magick Pills for Hard Transits got an anonymous 3* rating recently and I want to thank the person who gave it that rating for doing so ! I would've felt better if they added a review to it though, something that would allow other to know the reason why it deserves 3*. The same applies for the 5* rating it got and for any other possible rating it would get.

Don't get me wrong now, for I am not bothered by this rating. I find it decent. But I for one would've liked additional feedback from the reader. I suspect he or she was unsatisfied by the book(let)'s length, or the information contained inside of it that is offered in a more general manner. I understand that, but this text was initially supposed to be part of Nick's Hermetic Tablet. As such, it had to respect certain criteria, including length, so I did my best to compress the information as much as possible in order to respect said criteria, while presenting all the important pieces of information at the same time. 

Picatrix decan talisman - Jan 2021

Another decan talisman from the Picatrix has caught my attention lately, this time from the Latin version: the third decan of Capricorn, decan of Sol. The text mentions the following about said decan:

"A man holding a book and opening and closing it, and having before the book the tail of a fish. And this is a face of riches, the accumulation of money and the ascent of business affairs tending toward a good end." - image from Scion's article on the subject.

Naturally, consecrating the talisman for these purposes is in order. 

Picatrix decan talisman - Dec 2020

Here's an easy to do scholastic image talisman from the Picatrix - Book I, Chapter 11, Arabic version. It's a talisman for the first decan of Sagittarius and I'm putting it out there for anyone interested in making it.

As in my previous article, the Picatrix instructs that the primary condition for making these talismans is to have the decan Lord (ruler) in the decan of choice. Mercury enters the first decan of Sagittarius on Dec 1 at 8pm GMT and it exits it on Dec 8 between 5 and 6am GMT, so you'd have about a week's time to do it. 

The Picatrix description of this decan is the following:

The Picatrix Experiment

Earlier this week I was looking up some easy scholastic image talismans for someone and an election time that would preferably be sooner than later. The Picatrix seemed like a good source, since Book I details on such talismans in Chapters 10, 11, and 12. Lo and behold, I quickly found the one! The second decan of Taurus, decan of the Moon. I made this selection based on the powers of the decan and the fact that the Moon moves quickly through the signs, something that is very useful for these talismans, as I will be detailing further on. 

The Arabic version of the Picatrix has this to say about the decan in question:

"In the second phase of Taurus, we find the image of a man whose body and face look like those of a camel, his nails similar to the hoof of a cow, wearing an old garment, interested in developing land and buildings, and using cows for planting and cultivation. This is the phase of the Moon; it is a phase of ability, honor, vice-regency, destruction and oppression of constituency."

The Latin version of the Picatrix mentions:

"A man like the figure of a camel and having on his fingers are hooves like those of cows, and he is covered completely with a torn linen sheet. He desires to work the land, to sow, and to make things. And this is a face of nobility, power, and of rewarding the people." 

Thank you!

When I first started this blog I didn't think it'll have too many viewers. As a consequence, I didn't take it too seriously for a while. But views started to add up one after another and now they've gone past 3000. 

So I want to thank the people who took their time to go through this blog, even briefly! All the best to you guys&gals!

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Teaser

 

I  think I received approval to add this teaser of the project I'm currently working on. This is the project I was referring to in *this* post, something that has a tremendous potential. Hopefully it will be made public by December. Hopefully! Therefore, I'm in Eight of Pentacles X Eight of Pentacles mode now.

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

The Hand of Karma

I'm taking a brief break from working on the fantastic project that's been keeping me extremely busy for the past couple of months to post this quick article. A few months ago I was asked to intervene in a situation one of my cousins was confronting.

In short, his wife was leaving him and she wanted to take away his son. She had no permanent place to stay and she was going to drag the boy through all sorts of shady locations. It seemed nothing can change the situation because the woman had been brainwashing the child ever since he was an infant, turning him against his father constantly. As a result, the child was not only reluctant to stay with the father, but constantly rejected him.  

Chiron in aspect

 

One of my readers who bought the Chiron book asked me about pleasant aspects involving asteroid Chiron. This is because the book covers general predispositions for the asteroid's location by sign and house, as well as hard aspects it might be involved in - conjunction, square, opposition. I left out the pleasant aspects - trine and sextile - because that meant adding a boring list of details that, in my opinion, are of little importance in a natal chart. 

I am confident that many modern, new-agey astrologers would contradict me, offering many arguments containing vast amounts of spiritual gifts such Chiron aspects might predispose to. But that was not the point of the book. However, since one of my readers asked me directly, I will present three examples of Chiron aspects to one's natal Sun, two of them being of a hard nature, while the third one being pleasant. I think people will get an idea on how Chiron's energies manifest in aspects based on the nature of those aspects.

Question from a reader

 

I received this email from one one my readers who bought my book The Magick of Astrorelationships. I'm glad things are working out great for him and his girl. Keep up the good work, yo! (You didn't have to translate the rituals, but whatever works for you best)

Intense Eight of Pentacles mode!

For some time now I've been super busy working on something that has the potential to become huge. It's taking up most of my free time, not to mention my focus and attention. Nevertheless, I'm enjoying every bit of it. Unfortunately, I cannot say more about it until it becomes public. I'm hoping this will happen before the new year or shortly afterwards.

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Autograph?!

 

One person that's dear to me has sent me this photo of her recently bought copy of the book on Chiron asking for... my autograph?!?!?!

While I feel utterly flattered by her request, I cannot do that in person and that is a major bummer! I did the next best thing and sent her the pdf manuscript containing a digital autograph, but alas, it's cumbersome to trace my signature in an image editing programe using the mouse... But it will have to do...

Maybe some day when I'm older and even more deranged the universe will provide me with an opportunity to do book signings at some magical convention of some kind. Although, by the looks of things it seems I will be considered only after I pass away. No matter! Moving on.

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

And another review!!!

I want to thank this reader for leaving the above review!!! I also want to ask him not to be harsh on Nick, as he merely edited a text that was already written by someone who is not an A student (me), and Jaime. I also told Jaime to write in her own usual style as well so that the authenticity of her experience would be reflected more, even if it was something of a highly subjective manner. The reason behind the awkward writing style is a) English is not my native language, b) I wanted the information to be as concise and straightforward as possible, and c) I wanted the nature of the text and the book as a whole to reflect the fact that this is merely a breakthrough into what is mostly uncharted magical territory. And truth be told I am glad Nick kept the writing style simple and direct. 

There were a couple of books that sold without Nick's editing, so I can only imagine what this reviewer might have thought upon reading that version of the text. And I wouldn't blame him! Nick offered to edit the text only after the book was published and he did so free of charge. He's a dear, and I cannot thank him enough for that! Especially since he edited it on the Solstice instead of doing a rite to Helios in his newly made GD-PGM magical system, or dealing with his own projects, or just lazying around on a nice Sunday.

Anyway, I want to apologize to those readers who bought the initial version of the book in case they were appalled by the writing style! That is usually my style, as I am in no way an erudite or a scholar. I also want to offer them the version edited by Nick for free in case they are interested in reading that as well. And also in case they haven't returned the book by now. Therefore I invite them to send me an email to alex.scaraoschi@gmail.com with a photo of their copy without Nick's name on the cover asking for the pdf version of the manuscript.

I also want to say that the reason we pushed on with the initial manuscript is that Mercury retrograde was drawing near. Initially we had no predetermined deadline, but with a couple of days left until Mercury's retrograde station we asked ourselves whether it would be better to postpone the release of the book until after Mercury goes direct again, publish it during Mercury retrograde, or before the planet's retrograde station. A quick brainstorm and a few divination sessions later and we decided it would be best to publish the book prior to Mercury's retrograde station because the energies prior to that time would allow the book to reach more people. So that made us rush the manuscript and compile the text in the appropriate order so that we'd meet the deadline. Which we did eventually, fully knowing that editing still needs to be done on it. We did not, however, expect for it to have such a positive reception right from the start! (Thank you divination!)

Not only that, but the extremely pretentious KDP requirements for page format were a pain to navigate through, and even with a lot of trial and error, a vast amount of verbal curses, as well as Nick's intervention, the overall layout is still off from what I wanted it to be - thank you KDP!!! Grrrr!

Magical resistance

This is an article in which I present my view on magical resistance as a result of experimentation. I do not expect everyone (or anyone for that matter) to agree with my view as a whole, or even with one or more points I will be making, but I felt the need to write this article in order to spare myself from having to explain the same thing all over again each time I encounter certain questions. The reader is free to understand whatever he or she wants from it, but I will not explain things a second time for them.

Electrical resistance is basically an opposition to the flow of electric current. The current decreases in flow when it encounters a larger resistance. Resistance is useful in electric and electronic apparatus because it regulates the amount of current that enters the device, allowing it to operate at optimum capacity, otherwise the device would get burned and thus become broken. Resistance is also used in water supply networks, and in basically every network out there that makes use of pipes to transport liquids over vast distances. The thinner the pipe the more resistance the liquid encounters, and thus the slower it will move through the pipe.

Make the effort!

Last month I wrote *THIS* article telling people to stop being lame when it comes to asking for and receiving magical help. The same idea applies when they are performing magical operations themselves, only this time they expect results to fall from the sky while they're doing nothing

Weather Magick: Ritual Working For Rain

*THIS* is a magical working that will allow you to manifest rain. I see it as being a great asset for farmers everywhere, especially if they live in areas where hot and dry weather is problematic most of the time.

One to one

A few days ago I was contacted by someone asking for my services for another person. I answered back saying they should tell that other person to contact me They said the other person would prefer if the individual who contacted me would mediate between me and themselves.

Ritual for court cases

*THIS* is a simple ritual that will help you win court cases. For the bargain price it's being listed at you're going to also get additional uses for it that can prove to be very helpful.

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Mars Vigila! Mars Ultor!

I got this email from one of my customers earlier. He's bought my highly effective and totally inexpensive Mars working for protection a while ago. Then he waited a few more weeks before making use of it, as Mars had to move through a number of zodiacal degrees where its powers were ok, before it entered an area of the zodiac where it is more powerful than usual.

Another review!!!

This lovely girl has done me the honor of reviewing The Magick of Chiron too! (the screenshot might show off a bit blurry...)

I cannot thank her enough for taking her time to read it, as well as for everything she's done so far!!! She knows what I'm talking about. And she's the most gifted person in channeling I've ever known! Yes, YOU! XOXO

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

First review!!!

One of my most dear readers has left this review on the Chiron book. I could have easily not mention him as being someone I already know and make it seem like the review was posted by any other person, but I'm not like that.

Get it while it's hot!

Yours truly has just published The Magick of Chiron. The book is co-authored by my lovely associate Jaime Gatewood, aka The Occult Bitch. A newer version has been edited by none other than Nick Farrell, and will most likely be kicking in on Monday 6/22.

Stop being a Five of Pentacles!!!

This article applies to life in general, not just to the magical universe. It addresses people who seek magical help from people like myself while acting pathetic. The tarot card Five of Pentacles is a Minor Arcana card attributed to the first decan of Taurus, ruled by the planet Mercury. Its general meanings are financial loss, poverty, isolation, homelessness, lack mindset, and worry, among other things.

Lights, camera, action!

I am happy to announce that one of the four people I've mentioned in *this article* is putting their skills and talents to work! She made a YouTube channel in which she's covering quite a few interesting topics in her own, interesting way.

Putting my magick where my mouth is

Some 2-3 years ago someone told me to publish my books in paperback version. At the time I had just published Mundane Body Magick in Kindle format. I answered that there was no demand for the previous book I had published in Kindle format, The Magick of Astrorelationships, so it made no sense to me at the time to publish my second book in paperback.

Still in business

The fact that I have retired from the occult scene does not mean I have also retired from the occult business. It just means I'm done socializing in the occult universe and in social media in general.

Walking with giants

I am currently in the first part of my sixth year of being involved into practical occult magick. During this time I have come across many people who are part of this phenomenon. I have met a few people for whom I love and respect, and I consider them not only to be very good at doing and teaching magick, but also nice and decent people.

Moving on

I, Alex Scaraoschi aka I. Alejandro Virgilio aka The Great Gazoo aka That Guy aka The Hand of Karma, and many other aka's I've gathered along the way, am retiring today from the occult scene. I am doing this because online socializing does not longer serve me. I have nothing to prove to anyone, nor do I want to receive attention from anyone.

Paperback only

I am doing some cleanup work as part of my preparations to retire from this whole occult community. This includes getting my books in order. The ones I've published independently, I mean. In order for them to be more easily available to posterity I have decided to publish them as a paperback version only.

After lots and lots of editing work on them, I think they have arrived to a version that is not only more easier to read, but the artwork is more compact in terms of page arrangement. It is not 100% perfect, because I had to stick to Amazon requirements, but it's still far better than before.

Go Big, or go home!

It seems as though *my booklet* also works on a large scale. What I mean by this is that besides the fact it can be used for helping someone dealing with nasty transits over their natal chart, the methods presented inside can also help someone affect the overall transits. That means transits that affect the whole world.

Now, you should not expect the results to be as precise as when you're using these methods on yourself or on another. This is because there are almost 8 billion people out there, as there is a myriad of probabilities that the spirits would have to deal with. So you won't be able to reduce the unfavorable effects of a hard transit on the world with the same amount of accuracy you do in case of an individual, but you can prevent large scale changes from happening, or at least reduce their intensity.

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Ritual for a home

*THIS* is a simple ritual that can help you find and get a home (apartment, house, etc), whether you're looking to rent or buy one. The price is a bargain and the success rate for it is incredible so far.

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Ritual for employment

It seems as though this whole virus situation is going to result in people becoming unemployed, unfortunately... In case you find yourself in this situation, or you want to secure your existing job, you can make use of *THIS* simple ritual I am sharing for a small price.

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Learn astrology mofos!

*Dæmonic Dreams* will start printing my newest book "Essential Astrology For Occultists" soon! So you guys keep an eye on their website for when it hits the shelves in case you want a book that covers the complex science of astrology in a way that makes it simpler to understand by everyone.

Besides addressing strictly astrological notions and explaining them in simple terms, the book also provides occultists with information on how to benefit from the overal flow of the heavens in their magical operations. Readers will also come across magical correspondences relating to astrology, as well as recommendations for easy to more complex election times when it comes to planning their spells.

Hate on, dum-dums.

The Great Gazoo

Angel Veyel ftw

I received this message recently from one of my customers who had contacted me some time ago asking for help in finding a new job, having been fired from their previous one. I was unable to perform a ritual for her at the time, so I gave her a simple ritual script for calling on Veyel, the angel of the zodiacal sixth house.

Mars working for protection

I have just released a Mars working for protection and you can find it *HERE*. It can be used for several types of protection, and I have addressed that in the script. Basically it's providing protection against several types of threats, large and (very) small, both spiritual and earthly, and there is something extra to it as well.

Venus working for love

I have just released a Venus working for love and you can find it *HERE*. It can be used for various other goals that fall under the influence of Venus, besides love in a romantic sense, and I have addressed that in the script.

Some good news amidst all this chaos

A few weeks ago one of my readers approached me with what seemed to be a really troublesome situation he and his family have been going through for some time. I won't go into details, but in a nutshell, a heavy spiritual force had been provoking some very unpleasant living conditions for him and his folk to the point that it presented a real threat to their lives.

Raziel talisman for learning astrology

In the midst of all this chaos caused by people in regards to a virus I am dropping *THIS* simple ritual for consecrating a talisman with the help of the archangel Raziel that will help you learn astrology. Other uses for this ritual are also mentioned, and I think the world at large is in need of one such use right now.

That is all.

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Protect yourself and move on ffs!

I'm fed up with this virus thing! Whether it's really a horseman of the Apocalypse or just a weak ass, lamer than your common cold virus, I don't really care! I'm just fed up with all the panic and commotion over it! If you're terrified of it, simply protect yourself ffs! Are you paranoid because of it? Protect yourself even more! You wouldn't have sex with a hoe without using a condom, right? Because you're aware she might give you... cooties, or whatever...

Hecate road opening ritual

I have started marketing this simple Hecate road opening ritual that I've been doing with great success. You can find the link to it *HERE*.

Hopefully it can help you navigate these tumultuous times we're going through more easier. And speaking of tumultuous times, I'm going through a transition myslef at the moment, and I don't know how long it will last. Safe to say I will be more present in the online environment whenever I can.

That would be all.

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo

Know your spirits

When it comes to the magical community at large, I often come across people who ask for help with certain things, be them of a material or spiritual nature. Other people usually provide the former with answers, but I have noticed those answers are pretty general and they cover but a narrow area of spiritual realms, so to speak. For example, if someone were to ask for help with money spells, they usually receive answers pointing them towards working with Jupiter (and one or two spirits of the Goetia). When they ask for love and/or sex, people be telling them to appeal to Venus (and, again, several spirits from the Goetia).

Terms and conditions for my magical services

Due to an extremely busy schedule, both magical and mundane, I've been postponing making these terms public. I've now found an opening, so here we go:

Terms and conditions for ritual services

If you are to contact me for ritual services you should acknowledge the following and act accordingly:

So it begins

I'm super pleased to announce that Anthony has finally dropped his book that ended up bearing the name Dive Manual: Empirical Investigations of Mysticism!

I cannot put my thoughts into words when it comes to describing this book and its phenomenal potential, so I will only resume to say that if you are to buy it, then you were meant to, because it is not for everyone. A lot of people will not understand it, and some will even criticize it, but those who are meant to use it will find it easy to uncover its hidden treasures!

Congratulations, my man, and a Blessed Birthday too! I hope you're ready to take on the role of therapist (ahem, dive instructor) and help people discover their deepest depths.

That's all I have to say about that, and you people are free to take a shot at it. There's a link to it in the panel on the right side of my blog page in case you're interested.

Hate on, dum-dums!

The Great Gazoo & Dante

PS: Baby boy here's a character in this magnificent piece of literature, and even though many of my lines the fiction of the author's imagination and creativity, people will still get a taste of my obnoxious personality ;)