Nick Farrell, Pagan Saint was kind enough to do a review for Asteria on his blog. He also gave it a 4* rating on Amazon, yet he did not say why he gave it that rating and not any other. Because he's a meanie!!! He's also a meanie for not sending me pretty pictures of her!!! (Asteria, doh!)
Hate on, dum-dums!
The Great Gazoo
"John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And
every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh
is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have
heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world." - KJV (which I prefer due to prettier phrasing)
I was too busy with Asteria to post about this topic which I consider to be of extreme importance for any occultist. Some time ago I was contacted by someone and over discussing certain subjects they told me St. Cyprian was in fact some sort of undercover demon, who may or may not have done some eville things to some of the people who were working with it. They said several people discovered this as being an actual fact and the word spread over the occult network. I for one have no idea whether this is true or not as I had not once worked with the ever so loved and highly regarded saint. But the fact it turned out he's a meanie?! I would expect that from Nick Farrell, Pagan Saint who is very so often a meanie. With a vengeance even! But not from the much appreciated entity many occultists had a boner for!
While I do want my class to sell, I am not going to shove it down people's throats. If someone already knows how to conjure spirits they, it is my opinion they do not need to spend $99 for learning how to do that. You see, I made this class newbie friendly, as the way I see it practically anyone with no occult background can start conjuring spirits using it. I did this because I came across occult information online many many moons ago when I was in dire need of any kind of help, but I was too dumb at the time to understand it, let alone apply it in practice. So I wrote this class as something me from many many moons ago would've been able to use to solve his problems. Hence no need for someone who already knows how to conjure spirits to take it. That is all.
Hate on, dum-dums!
The Great Gazoo
"We try to offer an in-depth and detailed explanation so the reader has
a greater benefit from the information that is being presented. Besides
general interpretations based on astrological writings, we present our
own perspectives based on conclusions we have drawn from extensive
studies and experimental practical workings we have undertaken over
a considerable time. In this way, we hope that even those with little
or no astrological knowledge will find it easier for them to understand
the information presented within the pages of this book."
We apologize for overlooking it during the final checks we did. In fact, I assume entire responsibility for it, as neither Andres nor Nick have any blame in it. The fact is the site we used for constructing the entire manuscript glitched under the weight of the data we added to it right when Nick was editing that exact paragraph and it seems as though it failed to save Nick's adjustments in real time as usual. My job was to go over Nick's editing just in case such events occur, but it seems I was distracted at the time. Therefore, feel free to curse me if you're being bothered by that error. It is possible such minor errors exists here and there and I take full responsibility for them too.
The error was corrected and any more errors will be corrected accordingly.
Edit: there is also the weird word spuch towards the end of page 1. According to Nick "Spuch is moon dust which comes out of the fanny of the Moon Goddess in Ancient Spanish tradition". That has been corrected as well, albeit without the use of a footnote containing Nick's definition.
Hate on, dum-dums!
The Great Gazoo
Asteria got her first review and thanks her reader! And he also shared the photo of his lovely copy. Thank you!!!
Hate on, dum-dums!
The Great Gazoo
Hate on, dum-dums!
The Great Gazoo
Asteria barely got published and I received this message from one of my dear readers! Couldn't have asked for a better start this week! May it serve you well and may you make more pretty talismans at auspicious times with its help!!!
He made *this talisman* yesterday!!! Such talismans are discussed in Asteria too ;)
Hate on, dum-dums!
The Great Gazoo
More than once have I come across someone who told me they paid such and such occultist significant amounts of money without something as simple as an extra dollar in their pocket on payday manifesting. The occultist then demanded more money for various reasons, until such time the person lost their will to live and dropped their services.
Therefore, for some time now I have taken it upon myself to try to veer customers towards starting magical practice themselves and casting spells as they see fit, for whatever personal need arises. Many times I have received negative answers, with people demanding *I* cast for them, and even though in more than one case I explained to them it would be better off for them to do it, they simply refused to follow my recommendation. Not that I'm some distinguished authority figure in this field, but I've done more than a fair share of magical operations since I started doing it, sometimes even 4-5 times in the same day because the situation called for it. At most I've done almost 40 rituals in some 16 days or something like that - I'm still alive, ha!
The book consists of useful information that allows magicians to improve their magical workings. I felt honored by the invitation and we quickly started writing on the manuscript, hence *this* short article I posted some time afterwards and which does not reflect the intensity of my dedication to this project - I used to do research even while showering, for example. Thanks to Andres' ingenuity, we were able to make use of an online platform (Thank you, Sebastian!!!) I cannot talk about too much because of my ignorance when it comes to tech stuff. Nevertheless, this platform allowed both of us to make changes directly on the manuscript simultaneously, which in turn made our task easier. The platform's chat helped us keep track with each other's changes and allowed us to leave quick notes for the other as the work progressed.
The best thing about this platform, to my mind, is the fact that it allowed quick and easy making of tables and graphics, which provide visual aid to the concepts presented within the book. Naturally, Andres was the one who created the graphics and tables, as I'm an imbecile by default when it comes to doing things that are new to me. All those codes gave me a constant headache\footnote{Much headache for me, them codes...}, as I constantly had to be careful not to delete any bit of them while I was going about doing my writing. I did my best to stay away from them in order not to fuck anything up. I did fuck up some codes a bunch of times and started to panic like a little girl, but Andres calmly fixed it, so I stuck to my writing for the most part. I eventually got the hang of it with Andres' help, this being more than enough proof even someone like me can do new things!
As of now the new price for my magical services is $75 USD per ritual. If you want Enochian, it's $100 USD per ritual. If you want an invoice for this service, it's an extra $15 USD. Payment through PayPal: alex.scaraoschi@gmail.com - divination is not my thing so make sure you do your due diligence in that area before or after you seek my ritual services, in case you want to.
Otherwise, go to the ritual links and classes to the left of the page and do it yourself.
Hate on, dum-dums!
The Great Gazoo
Do overlook the cross in his hand, as my image editing skills are poor and I don't have time to add some pagan fetish instead. But the Roman armor makes up for it big time.
Nick Farrell, ladies and gentlemen! He's a dear!
Hate on, dum-dums!
The Great Gazoo
Don't do beneficial magix with a planet when it's peregrine AND combust at the same time! And don't waste your money paying some grand wizard (not even Grand Wizard Theodore!) to do it for you either!!! If they didn't deny your request explaining why they're doing so, but instead took your money... that says alot! Do what thou wilt though. Although...
Don't do what thou wilt if you can't handle it!
Hate on, dum-dums!
The Great Gazoo
PS: happy new year, hopefully - probably brought to you by some obnoxious idiot who was tirelessly moving heaven and earth while so called authority figures were busy making use of their so called authority to order people what to do and what not to do...